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I just got home a little bit ago from indoor competition. We got 1st place (with a score of 80.1). .....lots of drama (as usual). But this time it was with the section leaders (not including Prasant....he's the only one of the four that I don't consider to be a hypocrite.) Matt, Arunn, and Tom, on the other hand....should seriously listen to the words that come out of their mouths. They're ALWAYS contradicting themselves.

Charlotte says I should update more often...because apparently my posts are interesting (even though I really don't think so) Lol. =P

1. Being Gay Is Not Natural
And real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning, tattoos, piercings and silicon breasts...

2. Gay Marriage Will Encourage People To Be Gay
In the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3. Legalizing Gay Marriage Will Open The Door To All Kinds Of Crazy Behavior
People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has
legal standing and can sign a marriage contract. LampsPlants and Little Kids are next.

4. Straight Marriage Has Been Around A Long Time And Hasn't Changed At All
Hence why women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5. Straight Marriage Will Be Less Meaningful If Gay Marriage Were Allowed
And we can't let the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage be destroyed.

6. Straight Marriages Are Valid Because They Produce Children
So therefore, gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our population isn't out of control, our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7. Obviously Gay Parents Will Raise Gay Children
Since, of course, straight parents only raise straight children.

8. Gay Marriage Is Not Supported By Religion
In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9. Children Can Never Succeed Without A Male And A Female Role Model
Which is exactly why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10. Gay Marriage Will Change The Foundation Of Society; We Could Never Adapt To New Social Norms
Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

Repost This If You Think LOVE Makes A Marriage!

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xvenomxhatex
Mar. 26th, 2009 08:57 pm (UTC)
lol i actually am a hypocrite ^_^
sry to say
octopus_on_ice
Mar. 26th, 2009 10:40 pm (UTC)
meh...well you weren't being a hypocrite that day, lol =P
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